18.4.09

What I've Learnt from the Bill & Ted Movies

  • If they're wearing sunglasses, they're your bad evil robot dopplegangers from the future.
  • If you from the future shows up, it proves that guy's telling the tuth about flying through history to pass your class with an A+ to save the world.
  • If you from the future shows up for a second time, they're the bad evil robot doppleganers from the future.
  • The phrase "I got a full on robot chubby" is fucking disturbing.
  • All you have to do to get a smoking hot girlfriend is go to the 16th century, and they'll pretty much throw themselves at you.
  • Don't fuck with king Henry.
  • Billy the Kid, Socrates, Frued and Joan of Arc can all be BFFs if you pick them up in your time machine that looks like a phone box.
  • If they clink when you throw shit at them, they are your bad, evil robat dopplegangers from the future.
  • If you're dead, all you have to do is wedgie Death, and fuckin' bail. Then you can save the day. Even though you're dead.

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